Dead-ant, dead-ant…
Dear Colony of Ants,
I was under the impression we had an agreement as to the location of your primary residence. That agreement being that you would reside OUTside my house and I, in turn, would not then smush the hell out of you. I realize that it has been unseasonably rainy and that your premises may indeed be flooded… that, however, is not my problem. Please refrain from entering this dwelling or I will continue to take action on your so-called “scouts.”
signed,
Giant Lady with the Killing Thumbs
Add comment August 4th, 2008
