man, these suck…
Have you seen the new straws at Burger King? And, by that, I mean HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?!Â
Ok wait, I don’t really know if they’re new in the common use of the word. By “new” I mean, “We go to Burger King maybe once every 3-6 months because it’s an 80 mile roundtrip. We used to have one in our town but, somewhat surprisingly, my hardcore ICEE habit wasn’t enough to keep it in business. Anyway, we went tonight for the first time in ever and that’s what I mean when I say ‘new.’ New to us hicks in BK-less land.”Â
But, back to my point. Have you seen the straws? Â The BIG straws?! Look at it — it’s like 4,000 time the size of a regular straw. They. are. freakin’. awesome!Â
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