Santa hates you…
So there are three houses with first graders on our block and Santa brought Wiis to two of those houses. Want to guess which house is Wii-less?Santa did, briefly, think about bringing a Wii. And then Santa thought, “Those kids are 6, 4 and 2 — why in the world would they need a Wii?!”
So are you feeling guilty now, Santa, feeling like you’ve doomed those children to be second-rate gamers for the rest of their lives? Nope, not so much. Santa knows that they have plenty of time ahead to be glued to a screen (see: me). Santa also knows that although their father would’ve surely enjoyed Wii-ing with his kids, that he also has a bit of a game obsession and that he’d be Wii,Wii,Wii-ing late into the night. Every night. And so we remain Wii-less.  For now. Â
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(oh man, you have NO idea how many times I mis-typed “Satan” during this post. Enough that I’m starting to feel the need to call in Max Von Sydow. What’s my New Year’s resolution? Exorcise!)
6 comments January 2nd, 2008
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